Post failures of games here. :B
CALL OF DUTY: Teaching idiots how NOT to survive in survival horror.
Seriously. A friend of mine is a CoD-fag and fucking talks all this shit no one cares about. I don't care that you know every single fucking gun in the world, nor do I care it's actual firepower. It's a fucking game. Quit raging and get a life, Ramirez.
After his CoD phase, he wanted to play survival horror with me. Since I knew he was easily scared (I saw him play FEAR, he refused to sleep for a while.), I had to pick out the easiest survival horror I knew: Resident Evil 5.
Dun't get me wrong, RE5 had a few ups, but lots of flaws. Not as scary as 4, so it would have to do.
Now, the first enemy we encounter, this dipshit friend of mine decides to go for "kill-shots"... Whatever the fuck that is.
Now, first of all, everyone knows everything about zombies. You don't shoot them anywhere else besides their head. THIS DIPSHIT SHOOTS THEM IN THE CHEST, THINKING THEY'D DIE. He wasted a shitload of ammo and got killed by some random nigger with a chainsaw. Boo hoo. I asked him where he learned to shoot. Guess what he says?
CAW A MUDDA FUGGIN DOODIE.
Subject: Hated Games 
Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:11 pm
