UNIQUE LUNATIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (MUST READ)

Dear fellow Lunatic,



If you area reading this it means that you are in SRS danger.



In the past week only, an estimated Four BUG attack have taken place. The areas of current BUG infestation are everywhere. The victims of recent attack are too emotionally damaged to comment on these current events.

Below are photos to help you identify BUG

WARNING: these photos contain DISGUUUSTING content.













BUG vary in size, shape, number of legs, colour, quantity and scariness. They have been known to come after those with a giant fear for then ones who're insane and aren't frightend by BUG.


Usually if one BUG attacks you there are hundreds others hiding.



Post BUG Attack Symptoms.

• Crying
  
• heightened fear of BUG
  
• Not wanting to be in the same room BUG was spotted for at least 24 hours
  
• whining
  
• Irritation of area (if) BUG crawled on. Caused by mental deterioration.
  
• Increased itching of limbs
  
• Asking parents to fumigate home
  
• Having blunt and or heavy object with at all times.
  
• Hoarding of bug sprays and poisons within area.
  
• Covering all exposed areas of skin with protective clothing.
  
• severe depression / hospitalization
  
• DEATH

How to avoid BUG attack.

It is impossible. To lessen the scare of BUG attack is achievable, by seeing it before attack. Therefor you are ready and there is less of a chance it touches you.



What to do after BUG attack.

Seek intimidate psychiatric help. Victims who are not treated will end up going insane, and develop a tolerance to BUG. They also become serial pedophiles.



Who are the sick minds behind BUG?



THEY




Remember. The next few words you are about to read WILL be life saving :


BUG are suparaffectiv against we.


Heavy object are suparaffectiv against BUG.






Hoping you survive out there,

Jesse Hooper

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