Would you rather...

Game is simple: I ask a question in the form "Would you rather [X] or [Y]", the next person gives their answer, and then post a question of their own. You cannot answer "neither" and must choose one! otherwise its no fun

OKAY


Would you rather cut your ear off with a dulled knife or put your entire arm+hand into a tub of hydrofluoric acid?

lol we were doing this in school today except it was would you rather fuck [some fat bitch] in the arse or blow [moustachio'd teacher]
it was pretty disgusting.
uhh... i'd rather cut mah ear off

FOOL. YOU HAS FORGOTTEN YOUR QUESTION. FOR SUCH A MISTAKE, I SHALL DO IT FOR YOU. >:O

Would you rather have your tendons carved out and used as puppet strings, or get one of your arms and one of your legs amputated by a rusty hacksaw?

._. *passes that question on to the next person* xD

If I'll survive then, one of my arms and legs amputated by a rusty hacksaw.


Would you rather makeout, hold hands, act all mushy and shit with an ugly chick/dude infront of friends/public or get bitched out in public/friends by a hott one.

(when i say bitched out I mean like SUPER embarrassing shit you wouldn't want people to hear. EX. you haf a micropeen) xD

oh the latter forsure
heres one, would you rather eat shit or listen to nothing but justin bieber for the rest of your life?

Justin Bieber is too ungodly a punishment. I'll eat the shit (then regurgitate it into some arsehole's mouth).

Would you rather...

A. Be crushed in three truckloads of elephant and hippo shit?
B. Be pulled inside out from your arse?
C. Be part of my extensive study of the human body?
D. Get chewed up by Cthulhu?

o_o.. C?

Oops forgot question.

Would you ratherrr

A; Be eaten inside out slowly by a giant wormthing
B; Be stuck in the same room with nothing but Miley Cyrus/Justin Beaver/Jonas Bro's moosic playing for 3 weeks non stop
orrr
C: Have your skin peeled straight off and eaten by a cannibal o.o

lol, you picked C
if only you knew...
i pick B.
i mean i would eat a particularly large soft shit over listening to nothing but justin beiber for the rest of my life, but 3 weeks? i can handle that shit.

would you rather fuck a dog or eat out rosie o'donnel
i'd like so see someone answer this, it would be quite the sight.

-doesn't answer-


Would you rather...

A. Be in a hand-to-hand fight with a bear, a bull, and Mike Tyson?
B. Get shot in your elbow and knee joints with a sawn-off shotgun?
C. Be like Mr. Hands and take a horse pingas up yer arse?

I never saw 2 guys 1 horse, but i heard he like, got his intestines pulled out. Still, C. A prolapsed anus makes great party conversation. Now answer mine already.

I guess i'd rather eat out Rosie O' Donnell e_e

Would you rather lose your arms or your legs o_O

I would've gone with the dog!

anyway, would you rather die peacefully in your sleep or die during an orgasm from sexual exhaustion?

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to answer. Legs, forsure. How else will i fap?

I'd die during a fucking orgasm. LAWL. XD

How would you rather die?

A. Face melted off like the Nazi guy from Indiana Jones?
B. Implode like the French guy from Indiana Jones?
C. Age 1,000 years in 4 seconds like the other Nazi guy from Indiana Jones?